We're auctioning our summer interns to the highest bidder on eBay. If you'd like to have our brilliant interns work on your advertising, join the bidding. Here's the description from eBay:
In the past, our
interns have created work for companies like Burger King, Volkswagen,
Guitar Hero and Microsoft. And now they can do the same for you.
Bidding starts at $1 for three months of service with all proceeds
going to the hardest working people we know - the CP+B interns
themselves. So bid early and often, and world-class advertising can be
yours for a fraction of the going rate. Send questions/comments to firstname.lastname@example.org.